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Pronounced - 'Kount-Re-Side' with a silent 'o'
Definition - The 'homicide' of certain irritating people that live in your vicinity.
Tuesday 3 April 2007
Saturday 17 March 2007
If you don't...
...want to meet someone and you say so; they will make a beeline for you even if you know that they are in another pub.
Wednesday 14 March 2007
Smoking
When you say "You may smoke on that side of the restaurant"
It's the same as saying you can have a 'Johnny Cash' in the deep end of the Swimming pool!
It's the same as saying you can have a 'Johnny Cash' in the deep end of the Swimming pool!
Friday 9 March 2007
Shoe shop staff
If I ask for a size 9, and all you have left are a size 7 or 12, then for future reference, I would rather not 'give them a try.' Call it intuition or whatever, I just don't think they'd fit
Wednesday 7 March 2007
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